Discovery Channel's Tales of the Poor Male

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When limited by his surroundings, the young, post-graduate male seeks nourishment in the strangest places. Most likely, it's what he can find that remains, something like a scavenger picking through cabinets, tupperware, and finally opening that questionably oversized can of baked beans in an effort to feed his meager hunger.

Just yesterday, the long-haired being discovered stale bread, frozen turkey dogs, and cans of black eyed peas and string beans. From these disparate elements, he managed to create this thing of improvisational beauty:



And now, he has gone through the tupperware to find what was left of said creation replacing the stale bread bowl with rice for some kind of poor dirty rice imitation.

We shall return next week after our subject has earned his wages.